If sunshine had a flavor and sass had a color, it would be this cocktail. Introducing Slap My Ass—a bold, beachy, electric-blue punch that tastes like a tropical vacation in every sip. With coconut rum, pineapple juice, and a hint of citrus fizz, this drink is made for poolside hangs, girls’ nights, summer ragers, or anytime you want your cup to bring the party.
Playful, refreshing, and totally Instagrammable—this cocktail doesn’t just slap, it slays.
🍍 Ingredients (Serves 4–6)
- 1 cup coconut rum (e.g., Malibu)
- 1/2 cup blue curaçao (for that deep ocean glow)
- 1 cup pineapple juice 🍍
- 1 cup lemonade 🍋
- 1/2 cup lemon-lime soda or sparkling water (for the bubbles)
- Ice 🧊
- Garnishes (optional but extra fun):
- Lime slices
- Pineapple chunks
- Maraschino cherries
- Edible glitter or shimmer powder 🌟
🥤 How to Make It
Step 1: Mix the Base
In a large pitcher or punch bowl, pour in the coconut rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, and lemonade. Stir well to combine. This is your tropical flavor base.
Step 2: Chill
Place the mixture in the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes to let it chill and mingle. The colder it is, the better the flavors blend.
Step 3: Add Fizz
Just before serving, pour in the lemon-lime soda or sparkling water. This brings in the bubbles and lightens up the sweetness with a crisp finish.
Step 4: Serve It Up
Pour over ice into your favorite fun glasses—mason jars, fishbowl glasses, or tiki cups all work beautifully. Garnish with fruit or a sprinkle of edible glitter for that dreamy mermaid magic.
💡 Tips & Variations
- Make It a Mocktail: Swap the alcohol for a combo of blue sports drink, coconut water, and a splash of coconut syrup for a zero-proof version kids and non-drinkers will love.
- Go Frozen: Blend everything with a few cups of ice for a slushy, frozen lagoon vibe.
- Party Size It: Multiply the ingredients by 3 or 4 and serve in a giant punch bowl with floating citrus slices for instant beach party energy.
- Add a Rim: Dip glass rims in pineapple juice, then into sugar or shredded coconut for a sweet tropical twist.
🌴 Perfect For
- Beach parties
- Bachelorette weekends
- Summer BBQs
- Any event that deserves a fun, flirty punch with a side of sass
🎉 Final Sip
Slap My Ass is more than just a cocktail—it’s an experience in a glass. Bright, bold, and full of feel-good vibes, this is the kind of drink that turns up the mood and brings out the good times. Whether you’re channeling mermaid energy or just want a tropical escape, this punch has your back… and maybe gives it a little slap, too.