The F*ck It Bucket Cocktail



Ingredients (Serves 4–6):

  • 1 cup light rum
  • 1 cup coconut rum (like Malibu)
  • 2 cups lemon-lime soda (Sprite/7UP)
  • 1 cup pineapple juice
  • 1 cup orange juice
  • 2–3 tablespoons grenadine (to taste)
  • Ice (lots!)
  • Fresh fruit garnish: pineapple chunks, orange slices, cherries, strawberries, etc.

Optional Add-Ins:

  • 1–2 tablespoons lime juice (for brightness)
  • 2–3 tablespoons coconut cream (for tropical richness)

Instructions:

  1. Mix it all up:
    In a large bowl, pitcher, or literal bucket (yes, really!), combine rum, coconut rum, soda, pineapple juice, orange juice, and grenadine.
  2. Add ice:
    Stir in plenty of ice to chill everything and mellow the booze.
  3. Top and serve:
    Float fresh fruit on top and serve with fun straws, mini umbrellas, or straight from the bucket with friends. Cheers!

💃 Vibe Check:

This drink doesn’t care if it’s classy—it just wants you to relax, dance barefoot, and maybe lose your shoes before midnight. It’s sunshine in liquid form.

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